“AI could do this better!” – Said Chandra. And me. Or not.

In Miniso the sales assistant stood smiling in a corner with his head at a weird angle. I was pleasantly surprised at the attentiveness. Till I realized that he wasn’t actually looking at me! He had his phone perched inside a shelf and this particular position gave him a clear line of sight to the IPL match being played there. It also avoided the attention of the cameras.

A week later I was at Lifestyle. I almost tripped over a saleslady who was crouching under the display table. Then I spotted another one in a similar position. Maybe they were stacking something?

 

If I asked for a size of something not on the racks, I received no help whatsoever from anyone, only a short, sweet “no”. I fled to Shoppers Stop – noone hiding there, yay! But not knowledgeable or helpful either.

I used to be all “no wonder people just buy online”. But now a darker thought crossed my mind – could bots do this better?

It’s a term used in computer engineering – Garbage In, Garbage Out. Pronto, a home services firm got into trouble for using cameras on its human workers to train AI. If we were to train AI using our flawed salespeople there would be no improvement, right?

 

I was a part of Quintant a BPO start-up that iGATE (now CapGemini) acquired. Our differentiator was offering outcome based pricing rather than the de-facto time and material based billing. In order to do this we developed gold standard processes and mapped this against whatever the client currently had to see what productivity gains could come from moving to the “gold standard”.

We cannot move to AI with the processes of the past. We have to reimagine the potential of the new tech and develop the gold standard processes based on what the AI enabled customer expects.

N Chandrasekaran sort of glossed over the steep drop in campus hiring plans of TCS. And talked up TCS’ AI-driven revenue and their plans to match headcount with AI bots. I don’t quite get that – if an employee has access to an AI tool does that mean they have an AI agent? Or do they mean that they are training bots which are clones of their employees? Either way, great for shareholders, but not so good for employees and engineering students.

 

Anyhoo. 

He has pointed to FMCG being a growth area for India. And retail. The Tatas also have a slew of retail and FMCG investments. Zudio is a bright star in the fashion segment, selling trendy outfits to teens like mine for under Rs 1000. The entire stack for Zudio has AI embedded in it. The Tatas have a large stake in Zara India, but essentially Zudio is Zara reimagined for the AI age. Not Zara+AI. Faster fashion, with everything optimized by AI. Except of course their salespeople. For now.

What should marketers do to stay current? Reimgaine your world for an AI-infused customer.

Last week I wrote about the 2-track internet. The time to reengineer your digital storefront is now! Our clients are – what about you?

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